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SHERM'S TOP TEN COMPLAINTS ABOUT YOSEMITE VALLEY

By SHERMAN WAN
Blast San Francisco Bureau

10. The non-air conditioned car (yes, really).

9. "Ted Kennedy slept here" etched on cabin wall.

8. Snotty journalist-nephew's constant bragging while driving through burned-out zone.

7. Mistook bear trap for sensory deprivation chamber.

6. Hot babes in short shorts.

5. During dinner, kept blurting out, "Ahwahnee go home" in a drunken stupor.

4. Hookers, hookers, hookers!
(Oh, sorry, that's from the top ten complaints about the Tenderloin.)

3. Came all that way for a crummy HALF-a-dome.

2. Two words: Cold Sore.

And the number one complaint about Yosemite Valley (drum roll)

1. Hey, what's with all the trees!!?